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Tuesday, 23 November 2004
The New Adventures of George
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: Patiently Yours
Topic: Libbin Assa Urban Rabbit

I am not sure about this.

Dadda is taking me to see Dr Sharin again this morning. Maman says I'm going to stay at Dr Sharin's for most of the day, like Maman stays at werk at her hoomin doctor-office.

I am habbin' a hard time figgering out whut I am going to be doing.

Maman talks about seeing "patients" at her werk. And I have heard her say to odder hoomins, "George issa most patient bunny I've ever seen." And then she says to me last nite, "George, be patient. You'll get some raisins, too."

Then last nite, I heard Dadda say, "George will be a good liddle patient."

So whut's alla these patients and why do I need to have them or be them?

Dere are pik-quloo-loo-air-it-tees obba Inkwish Language that don't translate well into Lagomorphin. Sometimes one word means many things, and they are all dif'frunt.

So.

Maman has patients with the patients at her doctors office and George, the Patient Bunny is gonna be a patient patient today at Dr Sharin's V-E-T Surgery.

Izzat rite?

So about whut am I gonna be patient about today, seeing that I am a Patient Bunny?

Hunny sed I am gonna hab my berries snatched.

"You'll have a nap and wake up lighter by two stone." said Mouse. And he *snikkert*. (Mouse doesn't *laugh*, he sort of puts his paw over his nose an' bounces up'n'down.)

Beebe yelled over frum his habbytat, "Don' ledd'em doit!" before Clover sat on him.

Of course, Beeb had a Bad Time over this, as he went to the V-E-T to be a patient and instead became a puzzle. Maman sed that the V-E-T who looked at Da Beeb wasn't sure if he was a gurl or a boy, so they waited until he was having a nap, and then they looked, both onna inside and onna outside, and guess whut? He was BOTH!

So the V-E-T cleaned out alla bits and Beebe somehow woke up being Genderly Challenged!

Beebe says he doesn't bemember a thing, and so far as he's concerned, he issa bunny that does alla challenging around here... which Mouse says is all pooties, because he's the bunny who issues the challenges, and Hunny says, no, he's the Top Bun onna'countobba fakt dat he is Firteen and he doesn't have to prove Ennyfing To Ennybunny.

So ennyway, that's how things stand: I'm going to go to see Dr Sharin again, which is hokay by me. She's a nice lady, even if she does keep prying up at my bunny-lips to look at my teef and poking in my ears. She said I was preddy, and that's a good thing.

And Maman promised me she'll come get me so I can be Home Before Raisins.

So I'll just wait an see whut happins now.

An be Patient.

Posted by Our Warren at 7:27 AM EST
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Tuesday, 23 November 2004 - 10:23 AM EST

Name: Miss Nikita

Oh George, you'll be alrite. By da time you read dis, you'll have woken up.

Trust me, hab sum hay anna nap, as Hunny says, an' it will all be ok.

Being patient is good, cuz den you don't get upset.

Being *A* patient is good, becuz it means someone is taking care ob you.

Dere ya go, sweet dreams buddy...

(Don't worry, dat's not da kind ob smooch dat wud make Missy upset. It's just to make ya feel bedder soon.)

Miss Nikita

Tuesday, 23 November 2004 - 10:23 AM EST

Name: Miss Nikita

Oh George, you'll be alrite. By da time you read dis, you'll have woken up.

Trust me, hab sum hay anna nap, as Hunny says, an' it will all be ok.

Being patient is good, cuz den you don't get upset.

Being *A* patient is good, becuz it means someone is taking care ob you.

Dere ya go, sweet dreams buddy...

(Don't worry, dat's not da kind ob smooch dat wud make Missy upset. It's just to make ya feel bedder soon.)

Miss Nikita

Tuesday, 23 November 2004 - 12:38 PM EST

Name: SA

Deer George,

dis yeer iss SA. I hav had dat happin to mee. Wen I got hom frum da V-E-T, I fewt weerd. An didnt wanna moob berry much fore a day ore too. Den I wass hokay. Ub korse bak den, I wass an onwy bun. By da tim I met uvvur buns, life wass diffrint. But, innyway.

Iff yoo feew wike yoo AR upset wiffa hoomins ubbowt dis yeer OPPY-RAY-SHUN an feew az if dere hass bin an INDIGGITY pur-pah-tray-tid uh-pon yoor purr-sun, den I fink yoo wiww bee abull to fine sum washurr hossis sumwere to choo on. I did, an eeben do da Big Momma swabe wass berry upsettid, *I*, SA, da DON, fewt MUCH beddur aftur dat!

Minny kine ree-gards frum my bunwife an mee - an da teenagur inna libbin rume, Vannie

Saturday, 27 November 2004 - 2:42 PM EST

Name: George
Home Page: http://hawthorns_homes.tripod.com/haydiaries/

Thank you Ms. Nikita.

I rely on Tellygint Inkwish Spot bunnies to tell me Da Troof. I know that you are allus honest and Tell It Like It Is - Belinda told me that I could allus rely on Troo Inkwish Spots, cos she was One.

I miss having her around, so I'm very glad that you are here to help me grow up.

Frum your devoted li'l buddy,
George

Saturday, 27 November 2004 - 2:49 PM EST

Name: hawthorns_homes
Home Page: http://hawthorns_homes.tripod.com/haydiaries/

Oh Don SA!

Guess what happened? My 'pointmint was CHANGED!! Now I am going onna 30th day ob November. How ROOD issat?

But thank you for telling me that I don't need to be werried. If a big bunny like you was hokay, I know that I will be hokay, too.

In this noo house, I might be able to find some washurr hossis, but I don't know. Our Bun Room inna noo house is preddy nice, and there *is* a washurr, but it's not where I can get at it! Maybe da slabes did this on purpose?

Hmmmm....

But thank you for being my friend. When you are a small, juvenile bunny, you come to rely on bunnies you admire for advise and help, and I do rely on you. So thank you for helping me become more 'Tellygint. With friends like you and Ms. Nikita, and Hunny I will someday become a worthy Top Bun, I hope!

Frum your devoted friend
George

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