Mood: hug me
Now Playing: Patiently Yours
Topic: Libbin Assa Urban Rabbit
I am not sure about this.
Dadda is taking me to see Dr Sharin again this morning. Maman says I'm going to stay at Dr Sharin's for most of the day, like Maman stays at werk at her hoomin doctor-office.
I am habbin' a hard time figgering out whut I am going to be doing.
Maman talks about seeing "patients" at her werk. And I have heard her say to odder hoomins, "George issa most patient bunny I've ever seen." And then she says to me last nite, "George, be patient. You'll get some raisins, too."
Then last nite, I heard Dadda say, "George will be a good liddle patient."
So whut's alla these patients and why do I need to have them or be them?
Dere are pik-quloo-loo-air-it-tees obba Inkwish Language that don't translate well into Lagomorphin. Sometimes one word means many things, and they are all dif'frunt.
Maman has patients with the patients at her doctors office and George, the Patient Bunny is gonna be a patient patient today at Dr Sharin's V-E-T Surgery.
So about whut am I gonna be patient about today, seeing that I am a Patient Bunny?
Hunny sed I am gonna hab my berries snatched.
"You'll have a nap and wake up lighter by two stone." said Mouse. And he *snikkert*. (Mouse doesn't *laugh*, he sort of puts his paw over his nose an' bounces up'n'down.)
Beebe yelled over frum his habbytat, "Don' ledd'em doit!" before Clover sat on him.
Of course, Beeb had a Bad Time over this, as he went to the V-E-T to be a patient and instead became a puzzle. Maman sed that the V-E-T who looked at Da Beeb wasn't sure if he was a gurl or a boy, so they waited until he was having a nap, and then they looked, both onna inside and onna outside, and guess whut? He was BOTH!
So the V-E-T cleaned out alla bits and Beebe somehow woke up being Genderly Challenged!
Beebe says he doesn't bemember a thing, and so far as he's concerned, he issa bunny that does alla challenging around here... which Mouse says is all pooties, because he's the bunny who issues the challenges, and Hunny says, no, he's the Top Bun onna'countobba fakt dat he is Firteen and he doesn't have to prove Ennyfing To Ennybunny.
So ennyway, that's how things stand: I'm going to go to see Dr Sharin again, which is hokay by me. She's a nice lady, even if she does keep prying up at my bunny-lips to look at my teef and poking in my ears. She said I was preddy, and that's a good thing.
And Maman promised me she'll come get me so I can be Home Before Raisins.
So I'll just wait an see whut happins now.
An be Patient.