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Wednesday, 28 July 2004
mmmmMMMOOOOOooommmm!!!! - By Missy
Mood:  rushed
yyyyYYYYEEEOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Missy Heer... *pant-pant-pant* Wookit, I can't pause budda minit cos.... oh drat...

**skitter**

You see, dis pesky Babby George frum nextest store... *pant-pant-pant* You know dat song he maked up?

**Sings**
Makin a hole
Makin a hole
Makin a hole to see Miss - ee...

Yeah. Dat wun. Well, *pant-pant* he done it - made a hole an he done it. He's here, seein me an I don't wike it!

Aw geez!

**Skitter - Slide - Skitter**
**Muffled yell: Gerroffa me, you stoopit bunny-boy or I'm gonna pop you innu a middle ob nextest week!

Beebe-Bunny: (Pop-thump-Pop-thump) YO! Maman! (Pop-thump-Pop-thump) YO! Dadda! Da Kid's in wif wunna my wimmins!! (Pop-Thump-Pop-Thump)

**Slide-stop-*pant***

Id's nod dat I don wike da Babby. If I didn't wike him, I culd hurt him if I wanted to. I mean wookit, I'mma big bunny girl - an you shaddup, Beebe-Bunny! - by ennybunny's estymashun, bud I pwomised Belinda dat I wuld help take care obba kid an ebberyfing, so I will. Bud dis beats ebberyfing.

Now I don't blame da kid for bein skeert. We had bad Funderstorms alla wast nite. Just sheets ob wightnin twyin to ged innu da winders. Ebben Hunny nodised an dat's preddy rare, cos he don see gud ad all. Maman an Dadda wuz up-al-nite, wanderin aroun, so who wuldn't be skeert?

Dis sekond-floor biznezz is gweat onna nise day wiffa breezes bwowin fru an all, bud id sux inna Funderstorm whenna wightnin is twin to ged inna winders, anna Funder is shakin da floors. No pwace feels safer den unnergwound, ebben doh we know dat dis issas safe as unnergwound ebben doh id's uppinda air. Sumtimes knowin is as bad as bein.

So I didn't mind lyin next toda kid inna habbytat. I lied nextest to him an poked my nose in fru da hole he made an jus gen'rally wet him know dat he wassn't OnAlone. Jus wike Belinda usta do wif me.

Bud I didn't tell him id was hokay to moob in wif me!

Whutda....oh pooties! **Skitter** Yikes!! **Skitter**

mmmmmMMMMMMMAAAAAAaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

****** THUMP ******

DAT'S ID YOU WIDDLE CWEEP! MA-MANNNN!!!!!!! DA-DAAAA!!!! I'M TELLINNNNN'!!!!!!

***THUMP***

***Skitter***

I hab SO haddit. Dis widdle idji-it has godda noo song an I'm nod ebben gonna 'barrass myself by singin id to you. He finks he'ssa 'mazin Widdle George - He sings! He gwooms! He's god berries! Hhe'ssa Wun-an-Onwy-Orig'nal-Gurl-Bun-Candy!

GED HIM OUTTA HEER!!!!!

Oh good - Dadda feets onna stairs... I am SABBED!!!

Now, you, George... Ged out! Ged out, gedout, gedoutgedoutgedout - an GED OUT!!!

GED OFFA MY HED, YOU WIDDLE PERBERT!!!

DAAAA-DDDAAAAA!!

*pant-pant-pant*

AN STAY OUD!!!!!!

*pant-pant-pant*

Fanks, Dadda.

*pant-pant*

***Small voice heard from next-door***
Makin a hole...
Makin a hole...
Makin a hole to see Miss-ee!
Makin a hole...
Makin a hole...
I'm makin a hole to see Miss-ee!

**miniLop-Flop**

Belinda, I know you allus knowed best - cos you telled me dat oftin enuf - bud I godda axt you wun fing... where onna Earf did you ged dis kid frum?!?!


Posted by Our Warren at 8:57 AM EDT
Updated: Wednesday, 28 July 2004 9:00 AM EDT
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Wednesday, 28 July 2004 - 4:55 PM EDT

Name: Nikita Bunn

Hi, Missy!

You certainwy godda pwoblem dere!

Has dis little Babby George not been ta Charm School atta V-E-T's yet? Charm School, I wike dat one... ennyway, he don't sound wike he has learned his manners aroun' wimmen yet.

You're doin' a gud job raisin' da boy, as far as I can tell, but I fink you gabe him da wrong impresshun when you sed you weren't a Mawmie.

I fink you'd prefer he fink ob you as one ob dem to what he's finkin' now, rite?

Tee hee hee.

I bet da lil' Babby wuzzen't half as skert as he let on, y'know, I fink he wanted you to fink he needed to be cuddled wif an' protekted an' hugged a wot. I'b seen dat bizness wif our Mom an' Dad a wot. "Uh oh, da wedder's really bad", gotta go downdastairs an' lite candles and turn on da radio, speshully to soft moosic, an' next fing ya know bunnies are hidin' under da sofa bed cobberin' our ears an' its NOT frumma storm outside...

But I digwess.

So George, wike, getsta come innu your habby-tat whenebber he wants? Dats not rite, datsa viowashun ob Da Rools. He's 'sposed ta bring you ciwantro, an' some blooberries, and intwoduce himself an tell ya 'bout his fambly.

Hokay, so dat one part would go rilly quick, since y'all share a fam'ly. (I'm going to twy not to tink about whedder dere's immoral consykwences to fam'ly datin' fam'ly.) But he's gotta unnerstand powiteness. Gotta unnerstand dere's gwoomin involved.

Whoo, gurl, you're kinda robbin' da nest-box wif dis one if it becomes serious, ain'tcha?

Now you know how pretty Nanny's ob teenage boys feel!

Wednesday, 28 July 2004 - 5:24 PM EDT

Name: Spookie, SAs bunwife
Home Page: http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/rabbitjournal/

Hoo-boy. Yoo doo habba prob-wim, Missy. I doan wike dat dere issa nubber boy bun heer wif berries. Da big daddy swabe saw dem wast week. Ewww. But, adda same tim, weww, wen hee gits ridda dem, den dere wiww bee anuddur bun to wate on yoo, an gwoom yoo. Tink ubbowt it dat way.

Luv, Spookie

Friday, 30 July 2004 - 3:09 PM EDT

Name: Missy-Bun
Home Page: http://hawthorns-homes.tripod.com/haydiaries

Miss Nikita-Bunn, You is rite dat I hab trubble, onwy id is confoozeling just whut kind.

Yes, dis kid has gotta wearn sum manners. Bud he's kinda kyoote. He'ssa pain inna rear an inna hed. Bud he's kinda 'peelin. I wook in his habbytat an he wicks my nose. Dis is disconsertin.

Whut's a bunny tido?

I am spaydid, bud he seems to hab "dose fings" as we say in p'lite compiny. Maman an Dadda sed he's goin to see Dr Sharin soon, onwy I'm nod gonna be da wun dat tells him.

I will take you adbice an waid for food, I fink. After all, p'witeness kounts, as Belinda sed oftin enuf.

Wun can nebber hab enfu good adbice frumma Inkwish Spots.

Frum your admirin protegee,
Missy-Bun

Friday, 30 July 2004 - 3:18 PM EDT

Name: Missy-Bun
Home Page: http://hawthorns_homes.tripod.com/haydiaries

Dear Spookie,

Id is berry good for me to heer frumma bonded wadybun aboud'dis bondin fing. Fank you for respondin to my sitsheeashun.

Yes, I am spaydid. I fink George may habba widdle pwoblem, wiffa aksent bein onna werd "widdle". I don't bwame you for being werried when dere issa boy-bun wif da smae pwobwem in your Warren if you are not spaydid. Dat makes fings berry skerry for you.

I agree dat habbin sumbun to gwoom me wuld be nice. I amma warge bunny-gurl, bein a member obba Giant breed. Maman finks dat I mite habba good bit ob Chequered Giant in me, an dat may be troo. I know datta wun V-E-T I seed sed I was too fluffy, bud whut does he know? He wassn' Dr Sharin an he wassn' Dr D who, as far as I know, hab nebber insulted me dat way bifore. Now don ged me wrong, dat V-E-T wassa berry nice man in udder ways, an issa berry good surgeon, id's jus dat I fink he issa widdle ob-sessed wiffa "fluffy" fing!

Bud habbin sumbun to gwoom you must be awful nice. An SA seems wike such a gentlebun! You are a wucky wady! Fanks for helpin me!

Frum your friend frum Our Warren
Missy-bun

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