Now Playing: Bunnies-Inna-Dark!
Topic: Lagomorphin Enterprises
Yeah, we are.
It's bin TWO WEEKS and we heer at Our Warren, STILL dunno ennyfing aboudda "baby"!
Dis is re'dicullus.
Hokay, I'll tell you Whut We Know So Far...
- Anastasia Elizabeth arrived TWO Saturdays ago, and LIFE around heer sure has bin bizzy!
- LIFE around heer has bin BIZZY, but WIFFOUT US!
- Bunnies hab bin kept INNA DARK!
So we don't know ennyfing aboudda "baby" but we know a whole lot aboudda Anastasia Elizabeth.
She arrived alla suddin, Maman sed, whch is s'sposed to be good fing. And she is berry small, because Maman sed dat I am axtchually BIGGER den she is! I amma 7 lb., 3 oz. "Small NZ" bunnyrabbit and she issa 5 lb., 8 oz. hoomin. So I am bigger! MissyBun, a Beautiful Bunny-Gurl ob Gen'rus P'porshuns issa LOT bigger den bof ob us!
Howebber, dispite her small size, she is preddy much causing as much trubble for us assa rilly BIG critter.
Maman and Dadda were outta da Houz almost alla da time da Last Week ob January anna Furst Week ob February! Dey wuld leeb inna morning and Dadda wuld say toda Dawg, "On Guard!"
Well, you know whut dat means - Da Dawg suddinly finks he is "In Charge" ob ebberyfin inna Houz.
So since Maman and Dadda allus close da Bedroom door, he goes to sit wherebber else it is dat Maman and Dadda sit, wike onna sofa inna Sitting Room. And dis makes Cokie-da-Fat-Cat mad, onna'count obba Fakt dat he fink alla sofas ('cept da wun inna Living Room) are his.
Soda Dawg is wike, "Wookit, I'm In-Charge."
And we're wike, "Uh huh." and go back to Whut We're Doing.
Anna Two Catz are wike, "Whutebber."
Anna heater goes off and on, anna Big Clock inna Living Room ticks and makes chimes. Da sunbeams moob around da Houz anna Catz moob wif dem.
And preddy soon, Alla Us Togedder heer in Our Warren are wike, "Hey! It's geddin' DARK inna Bun Room!"
Anna Dawg is wike, "Well, I can't do ennyfing aboud'dat. I can't reach da lamp."
Anna Catz are wike, "It's not our problem."
Anna heater goes off and on, anna Big Clock inna Living Room ticks and makes chimes. Anna sumbeams go off anna Catz moob innu da Sitting Room onna'count obba Fakt dat Maman isn't dere to tell dem to ged out.
Anna Dawg goes to sit byda Frunt Door becos he is "On Guard" and finks he is "In Charge" obba Houz.
And now it is DARK.
So we're feeling around for food and hay and suchnot, and da heater goes off and on, anna Big Clock inna Living Room ticks and makes chimes.
And it's STILL DARK!
And suddinly, dere's a whole lotta noise, anna Dawg starts to whine and here comes Maman and Dadda and dey are talkin' about Sistah Beffy, Adam and Anastasia Elizabeth!
And Maman suddinly says, "Oh no! Bunnies-inna-Dark!" and turns on Our Lamp.
And den da Houz comes alive again - and we ged Salads, anna Fuss, anna Catz go Uppystairs and hab sum food, anna Dawg goes outta Back Door on Patrol, and geds his Dinner and Cookies. Den we ged our Treats and Maman and Dadda (who are *still* talkin' aboud Ananstasia Elizabeth!) go innu da Bedroom and go to sleep.
Anna nextest day, da whole Process repeats itself!
Maman geds *sik* wiffa floo. And she is in bed inna Bedroom and Dadda's runnin' alla 'round and we're Alla Us Togedder still inna Bun Room, wonderin' Whuttaheck is goin' on.
Anna Dawg doesn't know ennyfing, 'cept dat he is "On Guard!" whin Dadda goes out. Anna Catz don't know ennyfing onna'count obba Fakt dat dey are Catz.
And now dere issa Pile ob Presents dat Maman says are for Anastasia Elizabeth!
So, you know, heer we are, FINALLY Uppastairs inna Study! And Maman is FINALLY geddin' around to letting us do Whut We Do.
Butta whole Fing is, we haben't herd Wun Werd aboudda "Baby" fora Long Time!
And we habn't SEEN dis "Anastasia Elizabeth" who ebberyone is runnin' all ober for! Who is she? Where is she? WHUT is she?
And where has Sistah Beffy gone? We habbin't seed her in WEEKS!
So yeah. Da Lack ob Infortymayshun around heer sorta sucks.
Becos nuffin' ebber changes, you know?
Da heater still goes off and on, anna Big Clock inna Living Room still ticks and makes chimes. Anna sunbeams moob alla'round da Houz, wiffa Catz in dere wake, while da Dawg goes in-and-out da Back Door on Patrol.
so, well, we'll let you know when sumfing happins...
---------------------- By George