Now Playing: Do a Little Dance!
Topic: Libbin Assa Urban Rabbit
Do a widdle dance...ged a widdle treat...do anudder widdle dance...gedda'nudder widdle treat...
Do you know you can rilly, seiously upsetta dawg just by doin' dat?
You can also seriously piss offa cat da same way, lemme tell you!
Do a widdle dance...be a cute widdle George...ged a widdle treat...do anudder widdle dance...gedda'nudder widdle treat...
An do you know datta Big White Box inna room heer wif us is just FULL ob treats?
Yeah. Maman an Dadda went toda Mawket.
Dey bought a bag ob appuls.
Dey bought a bag ob gwapes.
Dey bought a tub ob raisins.
Dey bought a bag ob carrots.
Dey bought a hunnert bags ob veggies...
Well, hokay, notta hunnert but it wooks wike it.
Anna catz anna Dawg got - (oh my, dis is too good) - Dey got cans!
Now issn't dat too bad?
Anna Dawg gotta box ob Dawg cookies anna catz gotta one widdle bag ob yucky-smellin' cat-treats (onna'count obba fackt dat dey are BOF too fat!).
But as ushual, da Bunnies made out wike bandits.
Oh yeah...do a widdle dance...gedda widdle treat...
Now da Dawg can't dance. He can do a wotta udder stuff, wike guard da basemint steps soda catz can't follow Dadda down dere, an' he can herd da catz outta da Bun Room; an' he can fetch a ball an' pick up dropped stuff an' gib it back an' tell who is atta door whenna bell rings, an' tell Maman datta phone is ringin' (wike she don't know? geez!) An' he can moob Maman downnastreet an stop atta crossing places, an go visitin' at places, an gib you his paw, an' sit, stay, lie down, an' alla dat Doggie Stuff, but he can't dance...
...so he don't ged alla treats wike I do.
He gets treats for goin' out inna yard at nite an for "breakfasts" inna mornin'.
But all I gotta do is dance, dance, dance!
Anna catz, bein' catz, don't do ennyfing, cept sit aroun' an wail dat dey aren't geddin' stuff.
So dey get treats mainly to shut dem up.
An all I gotta do is Dance!
An' you'll notice who gets alla good stuff - da Bunnies.
We ebben gotta whole bale ob hay out onna porch, anna Big Bag ob pellets, inn'adishon to alla that stuff dat comes frumma mawkit inna Big White Box.
Who makes Maman laff?
Who makes Maman smile?
Who gets alla good stuff?
Who issa most impawtant inna houz?
Da Bunnies! (You bedder belieb it!)
An' all we godda do is dance, dance, dance!
An I am a good dancer, too! I can cirkul left an' I can cirkul rite, an' I can stand on my tippy-toes an waggle my ears atta same time! Oh yeah!
Watch me now!
Dance, dance, dance...gedda widdle treat...do a'nudder widdle dance...gedda'nudder widdle treat...
An all Missy has gotta do issa ear-lift now an den an' she gets a widdle treat, too. Den Clover will shuffle ober an do a widdle hop-stretch-hop, an' she gets a treat! An' whenna Beeb doesn't bite, he gets a treat, an Mouse gets one just so he don't feel left out!
Do we hab a racket goin' on heer or whut?
Yeah... I enjoy bein' a...*hop-binky-slide*...BUN!